Daily Dad Jokes

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1. I bought a wig for only 25 cents! (27 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-27
2. I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. (26 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-26
3. When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible. (25 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-25
4. Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same (24 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-24
5. Why are mathematicians never constipated? (23 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-23
6. What insect has high cholesterol (22 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-22
7. I was in the bar last night when the waitress yells Does anyone know CPR? (21 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-21
8. I have finished childproofing my home but I didn't do a good job. (20 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-20
9. I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with. (19 May 2021)

   Publicerades: 2021-05-19
10. A man walks in to a bar with a piece of asphalt (18 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-18
11. What is the fastest growing city in the world? (17 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-17
12. For my birthday my brother bought me an elephant for my room. (16 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-16
13. I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. (15 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-15
14. What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys? (14 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-14
15. Why are fish so easy to weigh (13 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-13
16. I'm a social vegan... (12 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-12
17. My mom thanked me for coming to visit for Mother’s Day. (11 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-11
18. My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.” (10 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-10
19. In surgery my doctor said, So what do we have here? I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places. (09 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-09
20. I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. (08 May 2021)

    Publicerades: 2021-05-08