265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 1)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It! 📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY) Mike: 🎥 Young Rory CompilationClip 1 – Instagram Clip 2 – Facebook Clip 3 – Instagram Steff: ⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974 🔗 Watch on YouTube Elis: 🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea 🔗 Watch on Facebook 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY) Steff Doc: ⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox. 🔗 Watch on Netflix Elis Book: 📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field. 🔗 Buy on Amazon 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access. Steff: 🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL 🔗 Watch the clip Mike: 😂 Just Funny – No context needed 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: ⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem 🔗 Watch on X 💡 Get More Every Week 🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus content every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access and tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.