NewsReal: Kirk Assassination 'Miracle': Martyr of The American Church of Latter Day Judeo-Christians

Behold, a miracle! Charlie Kirk, they say, presented no exit wound because the large, high-velocity round that pierced his neck on 9/10 was 'absorbed by his supernatural body', thereby protecting others behind the great man from being killed, Kirk's last selfless act as an all-American Judeo-Christian. As the 'investigation' into Kirk's assassination continues, mostly taking place among a few million kooky conspiracy theorists online, officialdom has concluded that he was killed by a queer...