BTLS | 6AM Mon, Jan. 5 - The $7,500 Cream Machine

Bubba kicks off the first show of 2026 by admitting the studio’s got a serious fly problem and threatening to fog the whole downstairs while the Bubba Army keeps the lights on. The crew rips into the building’s bunker-grade concrete walls, jokes about bulldozing the place when the lease is up, and daydreams about a big stadium move turning their land into prime real estate. In between the chaos, Bubba hypes new Bubba Army Terry cloth beach/shower towels at a listener-friendly $19.99 and reminds fans that every order helps keep studio payroll rolling. The gang also debates the fate of the legendary “cream machine” bus: sell it for around $7,500, donate it, or gut it and turn it into a stripped-down podcast/video van—while Macho and the tech crew get tapped to make a turnkey rolling studio a reality. To top it off, Bubba throws a plug to Terry at Preferred Auto Service for anyone needing honest car work in Tampa, proving even a fly-infested New Year opener can turn into a full-on Bubba brand business meeting on air.